67
Say Less

Teen talk,
decoded.

Teen Talk, Parent Speak, and Everything In Between. Translate the vibe, decode the group chat, skip the cringe.

Download on the App Store

Free on iPhone and iPad. iOS 17 or later.

Two ways, zero cringe

Teen to Parent

Understand the group chat

Paste the chaos, get plain English back, with a chip for every slang term so you actually learn the vocabulary.

Parent to Teen

Rizz up your texts

Type a normal parent text and 67 rewrites it in real teen slang, so you sound current instead of clueless. Sincere things stay sincere.

See it in action

Teen to Parent translation with slang chips explained
Every term explained, with receipts.
Internet Brainrot era translation
15 era packs, Victorian to Internet Brainrot.
Dark mode translation screen
Dark mode, obviously.

What's inside

500-term glossary

Searchable, tagged Current, Fading, or Risky, and written so parents actually get it. Book-sourced terms open a full Field Guide view.

From the 67 book

Seeded from 67: A Naturalist's Field Guide to the Teenage Dialect, with species names, habitats, calls, and field notes intact.

Light Roast Only

Funny, not cruel. Playful, not hateful. The built-in filter keeps every translation family-safe, in and out.

15 era translators

Victorian, 1920s Jazz Age, Cowboy Western, Corporate Speak, Pirate, Shakespeare-ish, 2000s AIM, Internet Brainrot, and more.

Voice, paste, type

Dictate with on-device speech recognition, paste the group chat, or type it out. Copy or save anything you like.

Free every week

10 free translations a week, the full glossary, and both directions. Premium goes unlimited and unlocks the whole wall.

It never reads your texts

67: Say Less does not read your messages, access your conversations, or monitor anything. You choose what to type, paste, or dictate, and every translation runs entirely on your device. Nothing you write is sent anywhere.

Get the book

The app's flagship glossary comes straight from the field guide that started it, 67: A Naturalist's Field Guide to the Teenage Dialect.

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