Text Me Not
Text Me Not
The funny, honest cooldown that stands between you and the 1 AM text. Pick the person, set your danger hours, and let clear-headed you protect late-night you.
Coming soon to the App Store for iPhone.
Pick. Set. survive.
Pick the person
Your ex, your situationship, the old flame, the boss you should not text at midnight. Give them a label like The Portal and they become a protected contact.
Set your danger hours
The window when loneliness and nostalgia usually win. Every night, weekends only, custom days, or always. The app reminds you when the window opens.
Survive the urge
Five honest questions stand between you and send. Read the reasons you wrote for yourself and choose a better ending. You always keep the final say.
Built for 1 AM you.
Your own receipts
Save unlimited reasons while your head is clear and read every one at the exact moment of weakness.
Better endings
Do not send. Save it for tomorrow. Text someone safer instead. The lifeline heart jumps straight to a person who is good for you.
Three humor voices
Gentle, Funny, or Unhinged but Helpful. The whole app changes its voice, from headlines to notifications.
Drafts with a pause
Type the message inside the app first. Delete it, save it for tomorrow, or keep going after the cooldown.
A widget that stands guard
Your Home Screen shows whether danger hours are active and counts the texts you never sent.
Private by design
No account, no analytics, no server. Your contacts, reasons, and drafts never leave your device.
Text Me Not cannot secretly read your texts, monitor your calls, or block Apple Messages. It gives you a clear, funny cooldown before a choice you may regret, then the decision is yours. It works best when you open it first, and let clear-headed you protect late-night you.
Free for the one. Plus for the many.
- 1 protected contact
- Full cooldown and reasons
- All three humor voices
- Danger-hours reminders
- Up to 20 protected contacts
- Accountability buddies
- Stats and receipts
- Renews automatically. Cancel anytime.